‘Casino Royale’ (2006): Daniel Craig introduces a serious, gritty Bond. Is this what we wanted?

When I was writing about the best James Bond movie, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, did I mention that the first thing Pierce Brosnan does every morning is kneel down in front of a shrine to Daniel Craig and mumble a silent prayer and “thank you” for Craig saving him from the moniker of “worst… Read More ‘Casino Royale’ (2006): Daniel Craig introduces a serious, gritty Bond. Is this what we wanted?

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‘The Warner Bros. Romance Classics Collection’: Troy Donahue mingles with the ladies in four ’60s romances

So I see the media is back to predicting the demise of movies, now that new incarnations of Mad Max and Garfield are flopping, and Ken-doll dreamboat, Ryan “My Eyes are Set So Close Together I Can’t Use Binoculars” Gosling, can’t draw flies with his ludicrously unnecessary The Fall Guy reboot. One of the reasons… Read More ‘The Warner Bros. Romance Classics Collection’: Troy Donahue mingles with the ladies in four ’60s romances

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‘The Lincoln Conspiracy’ (1977): A great cast, an average movie, & an awful Blu-ray commentary

“Hello viewers and welcome! Yes, that’s right! It’s time again for The Howard S. Berger Total Emotional Breakdown Hour! It’s America’s favorite wacky new program where our lovably clueless “film historian” (blech) completely loses his shit yet again on another utterly wasted DVD commentary track! Hahahaha! So let’s sit back for the next 90 minutes… Read More ‘The Lincoln Conspiracy’ (1977): A great cast, an average movie, & an awful Blu-ray commentary

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‘The Oklahoma City Dolls’ (1981): Skip the Big Game. THIS is more fun!

Okay, now look: if you’re stupid enough to actually watch the Super Bowl this year believing that the fix isn’t in, now that the globalist Uni-Party has paid the curiously asexual PSYOP/singer to “hook up” (rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiight) with the bone-headed “clot shot” shill, all in service of the eventual President Bumbles endorsement, well…I don’t know what… Read More ‘The Oklahoma City Dolls’ (1981): Skip the Big Game. THIS is more fun!

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‘The Miami Story’ (1954): Sleazy potboiler isn’t great, but it’s very entertaining

“The murder syndicate, the vice ring, the fixed race, the shakedown, the paid gun—all made America’s winter playground the world’s capital of crime…till Miami blasted back and shoved the underworld into the sea—lock, stock, and B-Girl! The screen now dares to bring you the brutality, the excitement, the truth about the terrifying struggle between the… Read More ‘The Miami Story’ (1954): Sleazy potboiler isn’t great, but it’s very entertaining

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