‘Christmas in the Rockies’ (2020): When things get rocky, compete in the lumberjack games
Flying hatchets. Running with chainsaws. These people will do anything for $50,000. But in this economy, who can blame them?
Flying hatchets. Running with chainsaws. These people will do anything for $50,000. But in this economy, who can blame them?
“This is a good lesson for you about the food chain. Everything has a place. Poachers? They’re at the very bottom.”
Sometimes the journey is better than the destination, and that’s no different on the silver screen. (At least a lot of people bought tickets.)
A must-have primer for every would-be romantic kidnapper out there…although the only way Sweet Hostage would be remade today is if Bradley Cooper kidnapped Dylan Mulvaney.
So I guess there’s a new Saw movie out there in those theatres that I hear young people go to on occasion. Jesus…if I “want to play a game,” Jigsaw, it’ll be the one where I try to make it through another hopeless night without jumping off a building. It’s remarkable what people will pay… Read More ‘The Mad Magician’ (1954): Vincent Price chews the scenery in 3D thriller
It’s Halloween, so…you ever been in a psycho-sexual fugue state? It’s fun.
Sedate, languid early ’80s horror…and far better than its unearned poor reputation.
We’ve had a week of dark, cool, rainy fall weather here in the Great American Midwest, a seasonal siren call that compels me, on an irresistible genetic level, to watch a few dark, cool, rainy 60s British movies. Add in the Halloween spirit that gets an early start around these parts (quite simply: the Midwest… Read More ‘The Sorcerers’ (1967): Grungy sci-fi/horror exploiter has a unique, unexpected tone
Brilliant, surreal physical comedy, where torture and pain are elevated to breathtaking grace.
After seeing what’s been the number one movie in America for the past few weeks (suffice to say: if you have young sons—you should be very, very worried about their future), absolute shit like Jacqueline Susann’s Once is Not Enough start to look half-way decent by comparison.