‘Picasso Trigger’ (1988): Hardworking video-store actioner is explosive, sexy fun
Ah yes, the Picasso Trigger. It’s high art!
‘Breaker! Breaker!’ (1977): A big 10-4 and a happy birthday, Chuck Norris!
Okay, Cannon Films and Total Gym fanatics, you know what today is: your God’s birthday. So let’s celebrate by looking at one of his early hits: the very mild, but perfectly acceptable head-cruncher, Breaker! Breaker!
‘Dillinger’ (1973): A rowdy, cynical, American tall tale
Bloody, funny, shoe leather-hard American tall tale.
‘I Saw What You Did’ (1965): An utterly bizarre, eccentric thriller
Director William Castle’s bizarre, schizophrenic children’s nightmare, damn near perfectly realized.
‘Shadows in an Empty Room’ (1976): You ready for this un-PC craziness? We don’t think you are
Dirty Harry goes giallo…in The Great White North, no less!
‘A Lizard in a Woman’s Skin’ (1971): Notorious giallo classic by Lucio Fulci
A dreamy, sensuous, and deliciously “off” Italian giallo classic.
‘Santa with Muscles’ (1996): Wolf of Wall Street taps Hulkster for holiday cheer
Lemme tell ya something, brother! Let’s steer this Hulkamania train off the rails!
‘Seasons of the Heart’ (1994): Awful people attempt good deeds in TV movie
Sometimes you just need some soap-opera suds to kick off the holidays.
‘White Line Fever’ (1975): Action-packed, politically confused exploiter
Crashing 70s trucker action, with handsome knothead Jan-Michael Vincent gear-jammin’ it down the road of exploitation thrills and thoroughly confused politics.
‘Hack-O-Lantern’ (1988): Small-town, Southern Satanic panic on Halloween
And you thought your family had problems.
