Slam-bang, lightning-fast, crude, vital actioner…with something on its mind.
“Some men…you just can’t reach.”
Those eyes…those green laser eyes…
Take that, Mrs. June Cleaver!
Before starting this review, let’s hit the Jacuzzi. I do my best thinking there.
Absolutely terrific chest-beating adventure flick: strange, thrilling, and beautifully put together.
Awfulness like this is rare—it needs to be acknowledged and celebrated.