And you thought your family had problems.
Greta, you’re no Cujo. But you’re pretty cute. It’s the best you can do when your film is produced by…a construction company?
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”
Those eyes…those green laser eyes…
Before starting this review, let’s hit the Jacuzzi. I do my best thinking there.
A near-perfect definition of cliche ’80s action and historically significant for soon-to-be-defunct production company, Lorimar.
Summer’s winding down. It’s a drag. I didn’t do anything fun. I didn’t even go to our last local drive-in. But then again…why would I?