Those eyes…those green laser eyes…
Before starting this review, let’s hit the Jacuzzi. I do my best thinking there.
A near-perfect definition of cliche ’80s action and historically significant for soon-to-be-defunct production company, Lorimar.
Summer’s winding down. It’s a drag. I didn’t do anything fun. I didn’t even go to our last local drive-in. But then again…why would I?
Stallone! Mitchum! An explosive, can’t-miss ’80s action event!
Films like these weren’t made to be remembered. Thankfully, we’re now remembering them.
A mean-spirited, vulgar, slapstick take on Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. Thank god.