‘Santa with Muscles’ (1996): Wolf of Wall Street taps the Hulkster for holiday crapfest
Lemme tell ya something, brother! Let’s steer this Hulkamania train off the rails!
Tag: Christmas Movies
‘Scrooged’ (1988): Vulgar, slapstick take on Dickens, with a remarkable ending
A mean-spirited, vulgar, slapstick take on Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. Thank god.
‘Get Yourself a College Girl’ (1964): A pop music Christmastime treat
Some cheap, tuneful B-movie Christmas cheer! 1964’s Get Yourself a College Girl, available through Warner Bros.’ Archive Collection, is a good-looking, mildly amusing Sam Katzman cheapie for M-G-M, helped considerably by some socko musical numbers from The Animals, The Dave Clark Five, Stan Getz & Astrud Gilberto, The Standells, and The Jimmy Smith Trio.
‘Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever’ (2014): Also the worst Christmas movie ever
Hey, who doesn’t like their Lifetime Christmas cat movies with child rape jokes thrown in?! I’m gonna take my time skinning this particular cat….
‘The Year Without a Santa Claus’ (2006): Bah, humbug, you creeps!
During this Christmas season, if you want your child to believe that the world is coming to an end from greed and indifference, and for him or her (or god forbid “ze” or “hir”) to think that Santa is an aggressive, violent, psychotic rageaholic with possible suicidal tendencies…then by all means, give them the gift… Read More ‘The Year Without a Santa Claus’ (2006): Bah, humbug, you creeps!
‘Silent Night, Deadly Night’ (1984): Claus, kills & controversy
Ho Ho Hold the phone while I get my axe!
‘Red Christmas’ (2016): Dishonest Ozploitation slasher
Abortion—the Christmas gift that keeps on giving!
