‘Hack-O-Lantern’ (1988): Small-town, Southern Satanic panic on Halloween
And you thought your family had problems.
And you thought your family had problems.
Greta, you’re no Cujo. But you’re pretty cute. It’s the best you can do when your film is produced by…a construction company?
I come in peace. And you go in pieces, assh*le.
Her driver’s license. Her credit cards. Her bank accounts. Her identity. DELETED.
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”
Those eyes…those laser green eyes…
Before starting this review, let’s hit the Jacuzzi. I do my best thinking there.
Nostalgia’s a powerful thing.
A near-perfect definition of cliche ’80s action and historically significant for soon-to-be-defunct production company, Lorimar.
Stallone! Mitchum! An explosive, can’t-miss ’80s action event!