‘Hack-O-Lantern’ (1988): Small-town, Southern Satanic panic on Halloween
And you thought your family had problems.
Tag: Jason Hink
‘Play Dead’ (1982): Cute dog & rich old dame + black magic = death
Greta, you’re no Cujo. But you’re pretty cute. It’s the best you can do when your film is produced by…a construction company?
‘Dark Angel’ (1990): Dark buddy-coppery rings in new decade
I come in peace. And you go in pieces, assh*le.
‘The Net’ (1995): Sandra Bullock finds danger & intrigue online
Her driver’s license. Her credit cards. Her bank accounts. Her identity. DELETED.
‘Beyond Evil’ (1980): A contemplative, gothic ghost story
Those eyes…those laser green eyes…
‘Hard Ticket to Hawaii’ (1987): The very best of ’80s B-movie escapism
Before starting this review, let’s hit the Jacuzzi. I do my best thinking there.
‘The Grand Tour’ (1992): Little seen sci-fi time traveler better than remembered
Nostalgia’s a powerful thing.
‘Action Jackson’ (1988): A primer on all the 80s action that’s come before
A near-perfect definition of cliche ’80s action and historically significant for soon-to-be-defunct production company, Lorimar.
‘Savage Harbor’ (1987): Video store-era schlock is perfect weekend viewing
Stallone! Mitchum! An explosive, can’t-miss ’80s action event!
‘Party Line’ (1988): Eighties VHS schlock gets royal treatment
Films like these weren’t made to be remembered. Thankfully, we’re now remembering them.
